If you've met me, and I can only assume that if you're reading this, you have, then you know I tend toward the impatient end of the spectrum. Especially if it's something for or about myself. I can be very patient with others, but rarely with myself. [Unless they're drivers. Then all bets are off. But that's a whole other post.]
Anyway . . . I digress.
I'm impatient.
And right now I'm both impatient and frustrated with my training, or lack there-of.
I went to bed on Friday night with a bit of a sore back, and by morning I was officially miserable. Around 6:00am I finally googled 'sciatic nerve pain.' [One can technically call me a 'runner' again, so of course I've also become my own doctor.]
This may or may not be my actual problem, but following the webMD advice I've gathered, gentle stretching, time on a heating pad, walking and ibuprofen seem to be helping. I can now both lift my right leg and start to bend over more than ten degrees without wanting to scream. So that's progress.
Seriously, it's getting better, so I've yet to go to an actual medical professional. If it comes back or gets worse . . . don't worry, I'm there. However, for now, I'm taking it easy. Which is actually quite challenging for me. Especially when I want to be doing the opposite of easy.
So it's given me some time to think, this slow-walking and time not-running or cleaning or doing errands, like I should have been doing this weekend.
What seems fascinating to me is that often, when running, I'm not always having fun.
And by 'always', of course I mean, 'most of the time when running.'
But I AM finding that I'm enjoying my time outdoors, regardless of the weather. Rain, snow or sunshine, I'm happy pounding the pavement - people watching and thinking and looking at the changes in nature - from a frozen lake to monitoring the tulip blossoms. I'm loving it.
This is not what I was expecting.
Though to be honest, I guess I hadn't really thought about the domino effect of signing up for this 5K.
So I'm trying to pay attention to the little things in life, like the fact that the tulips near my office are blooming, but the ones at the capital aren't ready yet. There are a few at the top of the hill near my house, which is a nice view after making it to the top. I got to notice these on a nice walk yesterday, which is what Dr. Kelly is allowing herself to do until further notice. I'm frustrated at the fact that I'm "getting behind" on my training, but I'm really trying to look at the bigger picture. This involves slowing down, stepping back, and resting. I am attempting to listen to my body which is clearly screaming "KNOCK. IT. OFF." [Yes, my body apparently also has an Irish temper.]
So I'm listening.
And taking it slowly, and trying to not be in a rush to get back into my new running shoes. I am looking forward to this race in the mud, and I want to be able to compete and finish, so if I get really injured now, that's not going to happen.
So please, wish me luck. With the running, and the Waiting-to-run.
I need it.
Monday, May 6, 2013
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Four Twenty, 2013: The Day of the Wardrobe Changes
Three Wardrobe changes, to be exact.
Or Four, if we're really being honest with ourselves, and I do enjoy being honest.
Yesterday was jam-packed with amazing fun with my dear friend Susan.
We realized last night we have known each other for ten years.
It seems not possible that we have known each other for 'that long,' but that might also be because we spent much of our weekend saying, "is X person/child/etc REALLY THAT OLD ALREADY?"
Time sure does fly.
Susan is one of those friends who I love dearly, but don't get to spend nearly enough time with. However, when we do (finally) get together, it's like no time has passed - even though we've had major life changes in between. She was able to visit Madison for a wonderful long weekend, and I can confidently say we both had an amazing time.
Yesterday we packed in as much as humanly possible, including quite the outfit changes, so I thought I'd give you a snapshot of what you could do if you, too, visited me in lovely Madison, WI.
Because she is a good friend, and an actual runner, we started our day with a run. She ran, and I did my prescribed workout from my friends at LoziLu. It was 25*. Did I mention she's a good friend? But it was sunny, so better than our workout the other day when we ran through a downpour.
Sorry, we forgot to take a photo after our run, so I'll share the one from Thursday.
OUTFIT NUMBER ONE:
After our run, we swapped our running gear for some jeans and warmer clothes to head to the Dane County Farmer's Market - the first farmer's market of the year! I got to introduce Susan to my favorite baked goods from Stella's - we got a little bit of everything I love from there - Hot & Spicy Cheese bread, scones, Cloud Cookies and a cherry turnover. I'm confident they are made with love and sent directly from Heaven. Yep, they're that good.
I didn't take photos of the baked goods. That's just mean. :)
We also helped Susan stock up on some tasty cheese goods from Wisconsin.
So here we are walking around the Square, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful Capital.
OUTFIT NUMBER TWO:
After the Farmer's Market we rushed to get ready for Brunch at Sardine. We had an amazing breakfast before going to see my friends Alicia and Mitch get married. She was a gorgeous bride, he was a handsome groom, and the ceremony was beautiful. Hence the need for:
OUTFIT NUMBER THREE:
After the ceremony we were able to squeeze in a trip to Anthology, my favorite local store stocked with all things crafty, fun and Made in Wisconsin. I'm pretty sure it's a favorite of Susan's, too. We stocked up on some goodies and headed home for our last wardrobe change for the day.
We drove to Milwaukee to watch our beloved Cubs play the Brewers at Miller Park. It was the first game in Miller for both of us. Thank goodness the company was great, because the playing by our team was not. However, we had a fabulous time in our Cubbie gear, cheering on our favorite sausages during the sixth inning sausage race. It might have been the best part of the game. Except for our outfits. Including our awesome shoes. Here are a few shots of
OUTFIT NUMBER FOUR:
[Yes, our shoes coordinate with our Cub gear. That's how we roll.]
It was a perfect day, and a great weekend. I am so thankful to live in this wonderful town, and have both new friendships here, and old friends spread around the world. Those that I can call up and say "wanna join me for Fill-In-The-Blank in an hour?" and others that I can call and pick up where we left off days or months or years ago, those who I'm blessed to call my friend, and who will come and visit and let me share the reasons why I love living in Madison.
Who's next? The reservation book is open!
Or Four, if we're really being honest with ourselves, and I do enjoy being honest.
Yesterday was jam-packed with amazing fun with my dear friend Susan.
We realized last night we have known each other for ten years.
It seems not possible that we have known each other for 'that long,' but that might also be because we spent much of our weekend saying, "is X person/child/etc REALLY THAT OLD ALREADY?"
Time sure does fly.
Susan is one of those friends who I love dearly, but don't get to spend nearly enough time with. However, when we do (finally) get together, it's like no time has passed - even though we've had major life changes in between. She was able to visit Madison for a wonderful long weekend, and I can confidently say we both had an amazing time.
Yesterday we packed in as much as humanly possible, including quite the outfit changes, so I thought I'd give you a snapshot of what you could do if you, too, visited me in lovely Madison, WI.
Because she is a good friend, and an actual runner, we started our day with a run. She ran, and I did my prescribed workout from my friends at LoziLu. It was 25*. Did I mention she's a good friend? But it was sunny, so better than our workout the other day when we ran through a downpour.
Sorry, we forgot to take a photo after our run, so I'll share the one from Thursday.
OUTFIT NUMBER ONE:
After our run, we swapped our running gear for some jeans and warmer clothes to head to the Dane County Farmer's Market - the first farmer's market of the year! I got to introduce Susan to my favorite baked goods from Stella's - we got a little bit of everything I love from there - Hot & Spicy Cheese bread, scones, Cloud Cookies and a cherry turnover. I'm confident they are made with love and sent directly from Heaven. Yep, they're that good.
I didn't take photos of the baked goods. That's just mean. :)
We also helped Susan stock up on some tasty cheese goods from Wisconsin.
So here we are walking around the Square, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful Capital.
OUTFIT NUMBER TWO:
After the Farmer's Market we rushed to get ready for Brunch at Sardine. We had an amazing breakfast before going to see my friends Alicia and Mitch get married. She was a gorgeous bride, he was a handsome groom, and the ceremony was beautiful. Hence the need for:
OUTFIT NUMBER THREE:
After the ceremony we were able to squeeze in a trip to Anthology, my favorite local store stocked with all things crafty, fun and Made in Wisconsin. I'm pretty sure it's a favorite of Susan's, too. We stocked up on some goodies and headed home for our last wardrobe change for the day.
We drove to Milwaukee to watch our beloved Cubs play the Brewers at Miller Park. It was the first game in Miller for both of us. Thank goodness the company was great, because the playing by our team was not. However, we had a fabulous time in our Cubbie gear, cheering on our favorite sausages during the sixth inning sausage race. It might have been the best part of the game. Except for our outfits. Including our awesome shoes. Here are a few shots of
OUTFIT NUMBER FOUR:
It was a perfect day, and a great weekend. I am so thankful to live in this wonderful town, and have both new friendships here, and old friends spread around the world. Those that I can call up and say "wanna join me for Fill-In-The-Blank in an hour?" and others that I can call and pick up where we left off days or months or years ago, those who I'm blessed to call my friend, and who will come and visit and let me share the reasons why I love living in Madison.
Who's next? The reservation book is open!
Monday, April 15, 2013
"Vitamin I" - My New Friend
My brain was all over the place during my workout today.
Which isn't really all that new.
It's Always All Over the Place.
I might be an Over-Thinker, so I'm finding these workouts to be even more of a time for my brain to hop all over the place.
Tonight was no exception.
I heard about the Boston Marathon bombing this afternoon. I watched a few minutes of the news, but didn't have time to get sucked in, so I sent a little prayer into the universe, and moved back to my work pile.
I knew today was going to be a rough run - I was tired, sore, and not looking forward to another run in the cold and rain. But I started anyway. And finished.
But it was rough, I'm not gonna lie.
While running, my thoughts kept going to the tragedy at the marathon. I just can't imagine - I'm excited about completing my 3-minute intervals - I can't even fathom training for, qualifying for, and then running the Boston Marathon, only to have the race ended so abruptly and horrifically.
When I got home from my workout, I attempted my normal post-workout multi-tasking: jotting notes on my run and stretching my (already) sore muscles. But like during my run, it was hard to concentrate on the task at hand because I wanted information about what had happened. It was challenging to focus on how I was feeling, both physically and mentally about my run, when my brain was clearly wanting to go elsewhere. It got harder when I started second-guessing myself - feeling whiny about my aches and pains, when others today had limbs blown off.
*sigh*
My heart goes out to the marathoners, volunteers, organizers, Boston residents, and all affected by today's tragedy.
I will also be true to myself and share the notes from today. Even though they feel a little ridiculous in the grand scheme of today, they're MY ridiculous, and they're real. So here are today's thoughts on completing week two of my training program:
4.15.13: Week Two, Day 3, Workout #6
This is going to be really hard.
Maybe harder than I thought.
Last week this slow delving into training seemed Very Do-able.
Today I ran two 3-minute intervals. I was proud of myself on Saturday for completing the first 3-minute interval, so today I was extra proud. TWICE I ran three minutes in a row!!!!
It was hard, but I did it.
It dawned on me that the walking time is quickly decreasing during these workouts.
Which means more running.
Which is when the doubt crept in.
The goal is to run a 5K. The whole 5K. Three point one miles.
Today that seems daunting and REALLY FAR.
But hopefully that's just because I'm feeling the effects of a long Monday at work, and I just need some Vitamin I. (A colleague introduced me to to this term today. The "I", my friends, is Ibuprofen).
BUT . . . I finished today.
I ran when I didn't want to.
I'm sure this won't be the last day I dread my workout, but here's hoping it is!
Which isn't really all that new.
It's Always All Over the Place.
I might be an Over-Thinker, so I'm finding these workouts to be even more of a time for my brain to hop all over the place.
Tonight was no exception.
I heard about the Boston Marathon bombing this afternoon. I watched a few minutes of the news, but didn't have time to get sucked in, so I sent a little prayer into the universe, and moved back to my work pile.
I knew today was going to be a rough run - I was tired, sore, and not looking forward to another run in the cold and rain. But I started anyway. And finished.
But it was rough, I'm not gonna lie.
While running, my thoughts kept going to the tragedy at the marathon. I just can't imagine - I'm excited about completing my 3-minute intervals - I can't even fathom training for, qualifying for, and then running the Boston Marathon, only to have the race ended so abruptly and horrifically.
When I got home from my workout, I attempted my normal post-workout multi-tasking: jotting notes on my run and stretching my (already) sore muscles. But like during my run, it was hard to concentrate on the task at hand because I wanted information about what had happened. It was challenging to focus on how I was feeling, both physically and mentally about my run, when my brain was clearly wanting to go elsewhere. It got harder when I started second-guessing myself - feeling whiny about my aches and pains, when others today had limbs blown off.
*sigh*
My heart goes out to the marathoners, volunteers, organizers, Boston residents, and all affected by today's tragedy.
I will also be true to myself and share the notes from today. Even though they feel a little ridiculous in the grand scheme of today, they're MY ridiculous, and they're real. So here are today's thoughts on completing week two of my training program:
4.15.13: Week Two, Day 3, Workout #6
This is going to be really hard.
Maybe harder than I thought.
Last week this slow delving into training seemed Very Do-able.
Today I ran two 3-minute intervals. I was proud of myself on Saturday for completing the first 3-minute interval, so today I was extra proud. TWICE I ran three minutes in a row!!!!
It was hard, but I did it.
It dawned on me that the walking time is quickly decreasing during these workouts.
Which means more running.
Which is when the doubt crept in.
The goal is to run a 5K. The whole 5K. Three point one miles.
Today that seems daunting and REALLY FAR.
But hopefully that's just because I'm feeling the effects of a long Monday at work, and I just need some Vitamin I. (A colleague introduced me to to this term today. The "I", my friends, is Ibuprofen).
BUT . . . I finished today.
I ran when I didn't want to.
I'm sure this won't be the last day I dread my workout, but here's hoping it is!
Thursday, April 11, 2013
A Small Miracle that looks a little bit like a new blog post!
I'm behind.
I know.
It's a bit of a perpetual battle of mine.
And I've learned that I find jumping back into kelarious to be intimidating. I mean . . . I haven't blogged since August. Which is ridiculous. Not for a lack of topics, but from a lack of putting topics-to-screen in a timely manner. And at this point (and by 'at this point' I'm referring to the past four months or so), it feels like I need to have some sort of grand entrance.
So I'm putting together a list of "things you missed while I was not blogging" or "What I was doing instead of blogging." I'm trying to gloss over the last eight months. Not easy. Especially because I want to add pictures and links and all sorts of fun.
And so I haven't blogged.
But at work today I had some fun conversations that reminded me that A)I'm not a very good blogger - because I haven't written anything in ages and B) "Blogging is like riding a bike." - S. Powell.
So here I am.
Getting back on the bike.
Which is a nice transition to "The Run."
This would be my update for the last month. I've joined some friends and signed up to run the LoziLu Women's Mud Run in Milwaukee. It's a 5K with a bunch of obstacles to climb over, under and through. (www.lozilu.com)
With Mud.
Which Sounds AWESOME.
When I told my boss about it, his response was: "You know, other people who want to run a 5K pick a nice race, in town, on a PATH." My response was, "well, yeah . . . but you've met me, right?"
Yep. Jumping in.
Go big or go home.
So . .. I've started training with the "From Couch to LoziLu in 12 Weeks: A total-body take on the couch to 5k plan." Today I officially began Week 2 of my training workouts. Last week I decided to chronicle my journey via photos and a journal. I thought I'd share today's entry with you as a dive back into the blogosphere.
Thursday, April 11th - Week 2, Day 1, Workout #4
Workout: Walk 6 minutes
Run 2 minutes, Walk 1 minute
Run 2 minutes, Walk 2 minutes
Run 1 minute, Walk 2 minutes
Run 2 minutes, Walk 2 minutes
Walk 10 minutes
30 minutes Total.
Here are some of my thoughts and observations from today:
1. I can do this.
2. I'm really thankful I had the last two days off. I needed that.
3. I can do this, even in the cold and rain.
4. Shite. I'm training for a run in the summer. [June 29th] I hate the heat. Awesome. Perhaps it will be better for my muscles? [She says tentatively and begrudgingly.]
5. This plan to run the same path on the first day of each workout week is good. I'm already seeing progress. YAY!!!
6. I'm really glad I started my "weeks" on a Thursday. Seems apropos for this project. That's how I roll. :)
7. Can I really run this fast?
8. No. Not for that long.
9. Should I have "checked with my physician before starting this workout?"
10. Nope. I can do this. :)
11. Um? What are we to REVOLT against? Must take a picture of this before someone (appropriately) paints over it. It's been stuck in my brain since I saw it a week ago on Day One of this journey. So perhaps this can be considered effective tagging?
12. Holy crap. The lake looks like water again! (Note small portion of lake in upper left of photo). The lake was fully frozen when I started a week ago. Hooray! Spring is on the way!
13. I can do this.
I know.
It's a bit of a perpetual battle of mine.
And I've learned that I find jumping back into kelarious to be intimidating. I mean . . . I haven't blogged since August. Which is ridiculous. Not for a lack of topics, but from a lack of putting topics-to-screen in a timely manner. And at this point (and by 'at this point' I'm referring to the past four months or so), it feels like I need to have some sort of grand entrance.
So I'm putting together a list of "things you missed while I was not blogging" or "What I was doing instead of blogging." I'm trying to gloss over the last eight months. Not easy. Especially because I want to add pictures and links and all sorts of fun.
And so I haven't blogged.
But at work today I had some fun conversations that reminded me that A)I'm not a very good blogger - because I haven't written anything in ages and B) "Blogging is like riding a bike." - S. Powell.
So here I am.
Getting back on the bike.
Which is a nice transition to "The Run."
This would be my update for the last month. I've joined some friends and signed up to run the LoziLu Women's Mud Run in Milwaukee. It's a 5K with a bunch of obstacles to climb over, under and through. (www.lozilu.com)
With Mud.
Which Sounds AWESOME.
When I told my boss about it, his response was: "You know, other people who want to run a 5K pick a nice race, in town, on a PATH." My response was, "well, yeah . . . but you've met me, right?"
Yep. Jumping in.
Go big or go home.
So . .. I've started training with the "From Couch to LoziLu in 12 Weeks: A total-body take on the couch to 5k plan." Today I officially began Week 2 of my training workouts. Last week I decided to chronicle my journey via photos and a journal. I thought I'd share today's entry with you as a dive back into the blogosphere.
Thursday, April 11th - Week 2, Day 1, Workout #4
Workout: Walk 6 minutes
Run 2 minutes, Walk 1 minute
Run 2 minutes, Walk 2 minutes
Run 1 minute, Walk 2 minutes
Run 2 minutes, Walk 2 minutes
Walk 10 minutes
30 minutes Total.
Here are some of my thoughts and observations from today:
1. I can do this.
2. I'm really thankful I had the last two days off. I needed that.
3. I can do this, even in the cold and rain.
4. Shite. I'm training for a run in the summer. [June 29th] I hate the heat. Awesome. Perhaps it will be better for my muscles? [She says tentatively and begrudgingly.]
5. This plan to run the same path on the first day of each workout week is good. I'm already seeing progress. YAY!!!
6. I'm really glad I started my "weeks" on a Thursday. Seems apropos for this project. That's how I roll. :)
7. Can I really run this fast?
8. No. Not for that long.
9. Should I have "checked with my physician before starting this workout?"
10. Nope. I can do this. :)
11. Um? What are we to REVOLT against? Must take a picture of this before someone (appropriately) paints over it. It's been stuck in my brain since I saw it a week ago on Day One of this journey. So perhaps this can be considered effective tagging?
12. Holy crap. The lake looks like water again! (Note small portion of lake in upper left of photo). The lake was fully frozen when I started a week ago. Hooray! Spring is on the way!
13. I can do this.
Monday, August 13, 2012
A few more Olympic Thoughts
I promised a
second round of Olympic questions, and while I’ve been keeping a running list,
I’ve clearly run out of time. But I’m enjoying the Closing Ceremony, so it
seems as though there’s no time like the present. My buddy Brian Williams even did a little segment, inspired, I’m sure, by my blog. J
How can Keri Walsh-Jennings play volleyball with a watch on?
[Side note – anyone else remember being an athlete in high school when you weren’t allowed to wear any jewelry – because your earring/necklace/watch/bracelet/etc. might pop off your person and injure someone? Clearly these Olympians function just fine! Take that – high school coaches and referees!]
C ould we
spend more time watching events and less time learning social media stats?
Do rowing teams bring their own boats? How do they get through security? And are they charged for only one checked bag? ;) [please note, no drinking was happening during this list-making.]
How can Sanya Richards-Ross run so fast with all that hair? And lift her hand with that bling on it? That woman is amazing. They all were, actually.
Did London 2012 strike a major deal with Nike? Why is every athlete in the world (except maybe 5 or 6) wearing neon yellow athletic shoes?
There are many, many people who believe that Oscar Pistorius should not have been competing in these Olympic games because he has an unfair advantage. Makes my heart hurt, and not just because I have an Olympic-sized crush on him. Here’s the SportsIllustrated article about the science of his legs and his running.
Why didn’t I ever get to see any synchronized swimming? I'm quite sad by that. I guess this is a way to help me continue with this Olympic madness - I'll try and watch a few things online.
Are there always so many crashes in the biking events? They seem quite dangerous!
What am I ever going to do when they’re over?
Shit. They are over. L
At any rate,
here are some additional thoughts and questions gathered while watching the
Olympics.
How can Keri Walsh-Jennings play volleyball with a watch on?
[Side note – anyone else remember being an athlete in high school when you weren’t allowed to wear any jewelry – because your earring/necklace/watch/bracelet/etc. might pop off your person and injure someone? Clearly these Olympians function just fine! Take that – high school coaches and referees!]
Why is Ryan
Seacrest reporting for the Olympics? I’m still a little traumatized by this, so
I think it’s worth mentioning twice.
Do rowing teams bring their own boats? How do they get through security? And are they charged for only one checked bag? ;) [please note, no drinking was happening during this list-making.]
How can Sanya Richards-Ross run so fast with all that hair? And lift her hand with that bling on it? That woman is amazing. They all were, actually.
Did London 2012 strike a major deal with Nike? Why is every athlete in the world (except maybe 5 or 6) wearing neon yellow athletic shoes?
There are many, many people who believe that Oscar Pistorius should not have been competing in these Olympic games because he has an unfair advantage. Makes my heart hurt, and not just because I have an Olympic-sized crush on him. Here’s the SportsIllustrated article about the science of his legs and his running.
Why didn’t I ever get to see any synchronized swimming? I'm quite sad by that. I guess this is a way to help me continue with this Olympic madness - I'll try and watch a few things online.
Are there always so many crashes in the biking events? They seem quite dangerous!
What am I ever going to do when they’re over?
Shit. They are over. L
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Some thoughts while watching the Olympics
I like to think of myself as a naturally curious person - I like to learn, and I often do this by asking lots of questions. I will admit, however, that I'm probably one of the reasons why the Let Me Google That For You (www.lmgtfy.com) website exists - I don't always take the next step to actually find out the answer. I find that while watching [read: obsessively watching as much as I can] the Olympics is no different. I've had a few questions pop into my head the last couple of days, and I'm going to share with you. Feel free to add your own questions and thoughts - a girl can only watch so much television, after all! There are many sports not represented here. . . yet.
- Who thought it was a good idea to make the men's diving suits so tiny? I'd like to write a thank-you note.
- Did the swimmers get their nails done before their trip? Are they spending their nights painting their toes in Olympic village? Or did they bring their own manicurist? Maybe they're running out and about in London to get mani/pedi's?
- While we're on the topic of personal hygiene, does the swim team have their own personal aesthetician? I'm just sayin' . . . these men are awfully smooth!
- Why isn't there music during the men's gymnastic floor routines?
- Where did some of these sports come from? Like "individual canoeing" . . . which to me looked an awful lot like something that should be called "whitewater kayaking." And who makes up the rules for these?
- Why must the nightly news team (both local and national) insist on spoiling the outcomes for me? Can't we just watch the events unfold? MUST you break the news that most of us average folks don't know yet . . . and don't want to because we're watching most of our olympics during prime time? There's no need to apologize for this - how about you JUST DON'T DO IT. [Sorry. That might have been more along the 'rant' line than question.]
- Why do I have to choose between Phelps and Lochte? Can't I cheer for both (like I do when watching my buckeyes and badgers)?
- Why do some of the swimmers take a drink of pool water before their swim? Are they that thirsty? Can't we hydrate our Olympic athletes better? Does the chlorine really help them prepare to race?
- When I googled "lochte" to ensure the correct spelling of Ryan's last name, why did "Ryan Lochte Girlfriend 2012" come up first?
Know what I think after asking all these? Clearly my career should move in the direction of sports broadcasting. I'm hilarious and I know very little about what I'm watching. :)
- Who thought it was a good idea to make the men's diving suits so tiny? I'd like to write a thank-you note.
- Did the swimmers get their nails done before their trip? Are they spending their nights painting their toes in Olympic village? Or did they bring their own manicurist? Maybe they're running out and about in London to get mani/pedi's?
- While we're on the topic of personal hygiene, does the swim team have their own personal aesthetician? I'm just sayin' . . . these men are awfully smooth!
- Why isn't there music during the men's gymnastic floor routines?
- Where did some of these sports come from? Like "individual canoeing" . . . which to me looked an awful lot like something that should be called "whitewater kayaking." And who makes up the rules for these?
- Why must the nightly news team (both local and national) insist on spoiling the outcomes for me? Can't we just watch the events unfold? MUST you break the news that most of us average folks don't know yet . . . and don't want to because we're watching most of our olympics during prime time? There's no need to apologize for this - how about you JUST DON'T DO IT. [Sorry. That might have been more along the 'rant' line than question.]
- Why do I have to choose between Phelps and Lochte? Can't I cheer for both (like I do when watching my buckeyes and badgers)?
- Why do some of the swimmers take a drink of pool water before their swim? Are they that thirsty? Can't we hydrate our Olympic athletes better? Does the chlorine really help them prepare to race?
- When I googled "lochte" to ensure the correct spelling of Ryan's last name, why did "Ryan Lochte Girlfriend 2012" come up first?
Know what I think after asking all these? Clearly my career should move in the direction of sports broadcasting. I'm hilarious and I know very little about what I'm watching. :)
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Confessions of ANOTHER raging hot mess
I borrowed this title from my friend K Savvy. She wrote a post a while ago about how she did not, in fact, have it together. [ www.mysavvyboys.com/2012/05confessions-of-raging-hot-mess.html ] As usual, her post was hilarious. It was also quite poignant with a perfect reminder - "so i thought i would fess up and share a few of the things that make me feel like a walking disaster. maybe if we all did that a little more, we would all know that we're all doing our best." You should read her post, because it's pretty damn great.
When I read her post the first time, I nodded my head, and felt like I could respond in the comments section with many examples. Except nothing came to mind. But I've been paying attention this week, and thought I would share a few of my "what the hell?" "I need more sleep" and "stress will kill you" moments I've had.
- I might have had all three of those thoughts occur to me at lunch the other day. I attempted to prepare one of those new lean cuisine steamers. Except that instead of letting it steam first, I CUT IT OPEN. [Insert head shaking here.] Yeah, it can't STEAM if there's a big hole in the bag. *sigh*
Ever have that moment when searching your email for something, and you realize it's not in your inbox, it's in your sent box - so you switch over? And during that nanosecond, you absolutely have no idea what the hell it is you're supposed to be looking for. *sigh*
Today I wanted to listen to a cd while working on a project in the office. So I opened up the disc drive. Except I didn't. I shut the damn computer off. Helpful to reboot and start over and open and restart all emails and projects. *ugh*
The other day while making myself a lunch (after the failed "easy" lean cuisine), I put together a nice salad. And tried to put the lettuce away in the junk drawer. Not helpful - doesn't seem to provide the same kinds of experience for the lettuce like the crisper in the refrigerator does. Good job, me.
So, my friend Krystyne is right. We are not perfect. We do weird shite every day. I think it's because we need more sleep. But I also think it's good to own it and share with others - so I'm sharing with y'all. In case you were wondering whether or not I've got it together. 'Cuz clearly that's not happening . . . . :)
When I read her post the first time, I nodded my head, and felt like I could respond in the comments section with many examples. Except nothing came to mind. But I've been paying attention this week, and thought I would share a few of my "what the hell?" "I need more sleep" and "stress will kill you" moments I've had.
- I might have had all three of those thoughts occur to me at lunch the other day. I attempted to prepare one of those new lean cuisine steamers. Except that instead of letting it steam first, I CUT IT OPEN. [Insert head shaking here.] Yeah, it can't STEAM if there's a big hole in the bag. *sigh*
Ever have that moment when searching your email for something, and you realize it's not in your inbox, it's in your sent box - so you switch over? And during that nanosecond, you absolutely have no idea what the hell it is you're supposed to be looking for. *sigh*
Today I wanted to listen to a cd while working on a project in the office. So I opened up the disc drive. Except I didn't. I shut the damn computer off. Helpful to reboot and start over and open and restart all emails and projects. *ugh*
The other day while making myself a lunch (after the failed "easy" lean cuisine), I put together a nice salad. And tried to put the lettuce away in the junk drawer. Not helpful - doesn't seem to provide the same kinds of experience for the lettuce like the crisper in the refrigerator does. Good job, me.
So, my friend Krystyne is right. We are not perfect. We do weird shite every day. I think it's because we need more sleep. But I also think it's good to own it and share with others - so I'm sharing with y'all. In case you were wondering whether or not I've got it together. 'Cuz clearly that's not happening . . . . :)
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